no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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