end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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