i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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