My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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