i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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