WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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