why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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