guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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