i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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