there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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