i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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