i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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