let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Hey! you should come over!
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