If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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