I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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