He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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