Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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