cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Say something about gay babies.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
