I smell stomach acid.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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