But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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