had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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