So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
We talked him into tasing himself.
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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