How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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