Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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