FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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