how can u be prego again
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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