Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Houston, we have a squirter
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
i believe in u and ur pee
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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