Dual....:-)
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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