is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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