did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I want to make a zoo with you.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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