did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.