party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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