Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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