Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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