Don't make out with my wife yet
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
