Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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