butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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