I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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