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...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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