The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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