Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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