i think my mom watched the whole time
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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