I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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