Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
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He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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