Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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