There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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