You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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