Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My friends, they love my intelligence
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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