This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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