One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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