Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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