Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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