i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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