Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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