i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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