Its about making memories worth repressing
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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