dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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