dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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