There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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